Week 83- "Trap Queen👸🏻👑"

Günstig Targets!¡!¡

Facebook moms out here killing our mission vibes man...

S/O to my trainer E.Golden and my man E.Winsborrow who go home next week. Such good men. Never forget the days in Hanau and of course Solingen and getting chased by a man with an ax and breaking potted plants during dooring contacts.

We had a typical February grey cold week. Taught some way cool lessons and found a few new friends.

Here is a list of different countries of people I got to speak with this week:

Pakistan, Syria, China
Morocco, Peru, Taiwan 

Malaysia, Brazil, America
Ghana, Thailand, Ethiopia
India, Jamaica, Canada
Vietnam, Egypt 

Funny story, stopped this one chick and she was like "ya I'm from Taiwan" and of course I'm overly hyped, I start asking all of these questions and she's like "I'm sorry but do you even know what Taiwan is?" At this point, I'm like uhhh...? Obviously not, I was asking questions regarding Thailand, not Taiwan. Turns out they speak Chinese there and eat Chinese food. Not Thai curry

Naturally, I tried to say some Chinese stuff to her but wasn't the right one...🤦‍♂️ At least I got a ni hao and a bow out of it.

I tried to speak (read words from my phone idk how to read) to Chinese people and it was sooo bad they looked at me like an idiot.🏼Turns out they spoke Mandarin and not Cantonese every time. 

We get transfer calls Saturday. Literally, this is going by too fast. I and Elder Haywood have had a good time. He is locked and loaded with cheesy stuff and it cracks me up. He is just so new, fresh, young, and innocent. The kid is keeping me alive out here.

Love you all. Hope you enjoyed the SuperBowl as much as I would have.

Keep choosing the right.

Talk to ya on Valentine's day next week

Scriptures of the week:

D&C 78:17-19

D&C 61:35-36

Matthew 6:24

Ether 12:32

Branch President and his wife

This kid

Haywood studying Lehi's dream🏼

How he felt after his first bible bash encounter 

Haywood-"How the crap did you learn to cook?"

Me - "when ESPN and SportsCenter were on a commercial I watched food network, paid off finally"

District (sisters need to chill with this new suit pant feen) 

Wiehes, Piet&his wife, some Peru bosses

the cash register girl is my new friend here haha